Need a chuckle?

Here's hoping you get three good laughs....

Laugh #1:
Me:  "Theresa, what do owls say?"
Theresa:  "Toot"  (I guess she's still learning to pronounce Hs.)

Laugh #2:
Elliott opens his still-full mouth for a second bite of granola bar.
Me:  "Elliott, you have to wait until your mouth is empty before you can have another bite.  When the granola bar in your mouth is gone, I'll give you another bite."
Elliott spits out a mouthful of slimy half-chewed granola bar, gives it to me, and opens his mouth for another bite.

Laugh #3:
Lillian sits a doll on top of a toy training potty she got for Christmas.  Then she comes to show us the potty. She says, "poop," smiles, and goes to empty the doll potty in the trash can.  (Note: she came up with the idea of emptying the doll potty into the trashcan herself.  We, of course, empty their training potties into the toilet.)

Right now I'm picturing my Aunt Margie getting a chuckle out of these stories!